omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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