You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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