We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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