It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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