everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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