Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
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