No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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