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JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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