So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I touched a dick in church today
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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