i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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