so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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