Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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