and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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