There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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