Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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