Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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