i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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