Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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