You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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