whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Don't make out with my wife yet
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Randomize
