Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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