Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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