ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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