if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
i came on her dog
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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