we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
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