but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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