On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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