u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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