dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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