we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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