So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
The air taste purple.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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