So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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