The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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