You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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