doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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