I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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