How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
should my penis look like a turkey
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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