I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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