Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Randomize
