Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Randomize
