Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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