AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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