Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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