listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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