Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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