sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
areolas are like halos for boobs.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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