Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Randomize
