honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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