Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
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