Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
