he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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